· Chris Hammond
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Woot for 1 Million Dollars!

Discover the hilarious journey of a failed attempt to buy a million dollar bag of crap on Woot.com. What happens next will make you laugh out loud!

Discover the hilarious journey of a failed attempt to buy a million dollar bag of crap on Woot.com. What happens next will make you laugh out loud!

I just tried to www.woot.com for the million $ bag of crap, but no dice!

  • Order denied.
  • Whoops! Lucky for you that we just ran out of room in our money vault, so we can't take your million dollars.
  • But if you have that kind of money to throw after garbage like this, email [email protected].
  • We can work something out...
  • Billing address does not match.
  • Credit card security number does not match.
  • I'm going to have to go with option 2, lucky for me!

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